What’s that? You don’t speak Rumantsch? If you did, you’d know that a “crap” is a mountain or a stone. That turns Laax’s iconic Crap Sogn Gion station into “St. John’s Stone”—it sounds slightly less crappy that way. Understanding this will help you get Laax’s freeski park edit series, the Crap Attack, now back for 2019 with its first episode. Crap Attack is an attack on the pristine parks of St. John’s Stone — not an unfortunate bathroom incident. Although some of the swag in this edit is so fire, you might just find yourself crapping in your pants anyway. Okay, that’s enough scatological humor for one day.